1. doctorbethany:

    cakewithwings:

    cakewithwings:

    doctorbethany:

    cakewithwings:

    So. Much. Hair.

    Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

    Yer a wizard, Harry!

    ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

    *Trombone failure sound effect*

    (via flaming-salamanders)

     

  2. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via queerlittlemermaid)

     

  3. 1111songs:

    "You were in the darkness, too, so I stayed in the darkness with you."

    (via queerlittlemermaid)

     
  4. People totally think you’re a lost child when you’re out in public.
    When you try to really tell someone off in an argument, but they can only talk about “how cute you are when you’re mad.”
    Being short = being too close to NATURE.
    Being offered the children’s menu at restaurants.
    Your yearbook photographer had to lower the camera significantly in order to fit you in the frame.
    FINDING CLOTHES THAT FIT.
    Never being able to reach the top shelf of anything, anywhere.
    Not being able to see around anyone when you’re in a crowd.
    You can never reach the other side of the table, so if you want more dinner you either have to ask for more or get up to go get it yourself.
    Having only, like, one other petite friend (but loving them extra for it).
     
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  7. daffne-the-samoyed:

    High five, brilliant girl!

    😋🙏🐶👋😱👏

    (via thecutestofthecute)

     
  8. thelastjackalope:

    Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

    That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

    (via thecutestofthecute)

     

  9. almightykushlord:

    Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

    “Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

    In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

    “If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

    The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

    “Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

    THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

    (via queerlittlemermaid)

     

  10. buckbarrow:

    Yes, my fave is problematic. Your fave is also problematic. I am problematic. You are problematic. We are not all 100% politically correct perfect individuals. Someone saying something shitty and that person being “the scum of the earth” are not the same. Please learn to recognize the goddamn difference. 

    (via glorfindely)